Audiopile hyperbole, reference, SOTA, ultimate and more...

This is not to be a put-down, just wanting to hear from my fellow Audiopiles on some 
of the hyperbole/over used non-tech terms used in advertising items on this site.  It 
would seem that many of us in this wonderful hobby have taken "creative writing" 

And there is always the condition  Mint, Like-New, ___ hours or less, 

This is to be fun, if you are offended...well then that is part of the fun.