Best Song or AlbumTitles?


This is admittedly a stupid thread, and a waste of your time. But, for amusement sake, please indulge me.

All of us have our favorite bands, favorite genres and so on. But what are your favorite song or album titles?

There have been some very clever titles over the years.

I'd like to begin with my favorites:

"Careful with that ax, Eugene" the Pink Floyd classic.

"The smoker you drink, the player you get" by Joe Walsh

"As falls Wichita so falls Wichita Falls" by Pat Metheny

Others?
danlib1
Almost forgot the classic from Two Nice Girls.

"Spent my Last $10.00 on birth control (and beer)".

(The next line in the song is "I was better off when I was sober and queer."
"The Surgeon of the Nightsky Restores Dead Things by the Power of Sound" by Jon Hassell
most obnoxious one I ever saw (including the album art) was an old punk album "Blood Sausage" by the Meatmen
Some of my favorite songs had some catchy titles:

"Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage" by Killer Pussy

"How Does A Laboring Man Find Time For Self Culture" by Martini Ranch

"Walk With An Erection" by The Swinging Erudites

"Constipation Blues" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins