Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

I was trying to find a way to demo this "Clever Little Cock," put that phrase into Google and got some sick porn stuff.

What is with you Audiophiles?

I was trying to find a way to demo this "Clever Little Cock," put that phrase into Google and got some sick porn stuff.

Were you innocently expecting to find yourself a clever little bedtime story?

I thought I read somewhere in one of Audioari1's postings that this clock 'could alter time'. Nice. If I could make any kind of device that could alter time and reproduce this unit with some kind of massproduction unit, I wouldn't bother with audio anymore. How about a Nobel price and a bank account that would make Bill G.'s account look like a paperboy with no job? If I wanted to hear, let's say, the Rolling Stones, I would buy them.
Seriously: if you have a device that really, actually, could alter time, why waste it like this? Or does this time-altering thing means you buy a clock that doesn't measure time correct?

Albertporter...."This is no laughing matter, one more man, one less woman, and an audiophile somewhere is all alone on Saturday night". Perhaps not so big a problem. It may just be a stereotype, but the word on the street is that audiophiles are partial to men.