Is "I used to look like Cary Grant" more your tune?
Before all those pies?
I hate to say it, @dekay , but the tune a piano/tune a fish thing induced a REO Speedwagon flashback, and I freaked out. Thankfully the internet exists and I was brought back to my senses and after some cursory research I discovered that tune a fish does not necessarily apply to REO's tuna fish. I am going to take some Thorazine now and go to bed.