Firesign Theatre

"I'm Pastor Flash from the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light. Oh blinding light, oh light that blinds, I cannot see, lookout for me."

"featuring Venus Envy hairspray, with accompanying self-blinding eye shadow and deported Italian napagel balls for soaking or eating."

"We have factory-installed air conditioning, factory-installed in our factory-installed air conditioned factory."

Hot buttered goatcustards.

How about Name that Disease..."I'm sorry, You have the Plague!!!"

"Welcoming to Barbaria, my infidel friends. Ooh, what is this peeking out from under your underwear...it's a bottle of whiskey on my head. The whiskey head tax here in Barbaria is 1060 karooms or I could challenge you to a 'diet cola'"

"Just pay it, sir, we're in over our heads."

"So what is the purpose of your visit to Spires"

"My good man, this is the American ambassador. We're here to take over the American Embassy"

"Ooooh, that's lots of fun. My friends and I do it every week, but you need men with underwear on their heads and guns..."

"How can you be two places at once and nowhere at all?"