For real bass freaks??

I thought you all would appreciate this. I like bass when I listen, but last weekend I ran into something that is probably too much for me.

I was wandering through the Hempstalk festival in Portland, OR with a couple of friends and we came upon a large blanket laying on the grass. On the blanket was a pair of headphones, the type with large plastic cups, and attached to each cup was what appeared to be a vacuum cleaner hose 8 or 10 feet long. On the far end of each hose was attached a large plastic funnel, maybe 10 inches across at the wide end. None of us could figure out what the contraption was for, but my friend Tanya ran into the owner and he explained that it was a Brain Massage. Apparently for a couple of bucks a person could lie down on the blanket, don the headphones and this guy would play a didgeridoo into the funnels.

I think maybe that would be too much bass for me. It certainly might massage your brain. We didn't see anyone trying it out. I kind of doubt he makes much of a living doing that.