Hey Slappy,
since you lost those fingers in the cryo experiment, you are now a member of a protected class. Maybe have some money coming your way via a lawsuit against the folks at Westinghouse for not CLEARLY posting a warning on the unit cautioning you not to enter the appliance while wearing wet clothing. If they reject your claim, you can file additional legal action as their denial of your victimhood has resulted in a decrease in your self-esteem.
since you lost those fingers in the cryo experiment, you are now a member of a protected class. Maybe have some money coming your way via a lawsuit against the folks at Westinghouse for not CLEARLY posting a warning on the unit cautioning you not to enter the appliance while wearing wet clothing. If they reject your claim, you can file additional legal action as their denial of your victimhood has resulted in a decrease in your self-esteem.