Funniest sales pitch

Way too much power (for my inefficient speakers, ha).....
....so I decided to go single-ended !!

"This ______ sounds as good or better than those costing 2 to 3 times this price."

So, from what I read...

"Not enough room in my stripper girlfriends rack because of her upgrade, my wife found out and won't let me keep it (or the girlfriend). So to my wife I say that I only opened it up once to play with the upgrade and then I put them back. Yeah, my wife's getting too much power too, so I decided to sell both the wife and stripper girlfriend on eBay to pay for another upgrade, but decided to downsize and get a Hummer instead, that is, a Hummer without a VIN."

Enjoy... :)

Well, a proper stripper girlfriend should also be a hummer...

KP

I'm selling this $10,000 solid state amp to go back to $500 tube system. Or I'm selling my $10,000 Wolcott tube amps to get a used $500 NAD amp.