I could cry

Scot,

Keep an eye on the cat! She's plotting her next moves to agitate you as we speak!

I liked what t-bone said...I'm translating it now :)

Sounded damn good though...

You know I think I am blaming the wrong creature. My wife is the one who locked her in there. She was putting my clothes away in that closet. Because of course she gets the closet in our room. I get the spare room closet. Typical. Think I'll have to take it out on her!

Hey, as long as there is someone else to blame, what's the difference?

Hey Scott,

Don't sweat the PETA idiots who can not recognize that you were merely venting. Personally, I found your post, and most of the responses, very funny.

Good luck in replacing all the sleeves!