It's 2008

The audio powers that be have announced a new product geared for audiophiles. Amazingly it is a product that you have been waiting for for ever and almost had given up hope ever seeing.
WHAT IS IT????????????????
The component that lets you 'listen through' the system to the experience of the original performance and the venue and forget about the elusive but worthy goal...

Brian Walsh
A remote controlled, low-profile, moving platform for positioning speakers. Very granular control side-to-side and front-to-back, with memory presets. Probably a rental.

Also, a tonearm with remote controlled VTA.