Most amusing album or song titles

Loudon Wainwright III: Attempted mustache.

dr. rick hanzlik MD [aka "dr. rock"] "i’d rather have a bottle in front of me"

the jump in the saddle band- "the curly shuffle"

the snake oil willie band - "i don’t look good naked anymore"

butterball brown's orchestra- "it's drunk out tonight"

dick "2-ton" baker- "i'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch"

hoagy carmichael- "a huggin' and a chalkin'"