Please suggest pet names for the audiophile:

So far I plan to name

bulldog -- Woofer
parakeet -- Tweeter
cat -- DJ
python -- Kimber
parrot -- Martin Logan.

Please share your experiences and suggestions.
Turtle: Cablediff?
Snail: Fusediff?
Mole: Ampdiff?
Cricket: Soundstager.
Crow or Raven: Audiocritic.
Rooster: Heil.
Ape: DAC.
Chimp: NOSDAC.
Baboon: Upsample.
Cheetah: Impedance.
Frog: Octave.
Peacock: Imager.
Owl: Marantz
Eagle: Pass
Do-Do: Bose

I was bored,