Speaker system

Welcome, @dvij, and thank you for starting a most amusing thread. Your question is akin to a learner-driver walking into a racing drivers' meeting uninvited and asking, "hi guys, I'm having trouble making a full U-turn quickly in traffic. A buddy told me I could cross over my arms instead of shuffling the steering wheel through my hands. Any thoughts?"

@geof3's suggestion to go to Best Buy is constructive and helpful. In the drivers' meeting they would reply, "take the bus".  

Is that you MC?

ticks NPD/incoherency boxes as well……I say most probably..

Gallo satellites plus sub would probably suit OP‘s requirements IMHO

on Townshend podiums, of course..

“He needs a Raven Blackhawk and Tekton Moabs with Swarm Sub's”

The OP is looking for HiFidelity, not a PA system.

Used Altec Lansings driven by Pass ACA via Mod Squad passive preamp using your iPhone out

Get a used PA system. I will sound rubbish but at least it will be loud and it will sound better than driving a small hi fi system to destruction  - and it will last longer.