Mulveling,
That is an excellent description of the Koetsu sound and why they are adored. I don't own one, but, a lot of people I know do have them and I am quite familiar with the sound and I like them a lot. I own quite different cartridges--a Lyra Titan and a Transfiguration Orpheus L--but I sort of wish I had invested in a Koetsu. Cartridges with a similar sound as a Koetsu are also not cheap, such as the Allaerte cartridges.
I don't play as much vinyl these days as I did in the past, so I am not likely to be replacing any cartridge in the near future. If I did have to buy another, it might be a Koetsu, although my Vector tonearm is probably not ideal (not enough mass), and I have heard another cartridge that I like very much--the Audio Technica ART-1000--a leaner but very lively cartridge.