If one has ever gotten a whiff of a real bear, using a cartoon 'family' (in reality, 'dad' bear is long gone...) to hype tp is subject to wise-ass 'round here.
We buy a case of 48, being a commercial entity IRL; not hoarding, just keeping from being 'behind'....
'Wipes' anything are for screens and eyeglasses.
We installed a toilet-top bidet.
TP use dropped 70~80%....."A single swipe will do ya'.... ;)...." *snicker*
If I hoard anything, it's involved with wood and odd materials....and audio this 'n that.
Not much into new LP or CD purchases, since likely anything I'd care to listen to is online Somewhere....and the hunt is half the challenge.