This is pretty funny and probably true for most of us

@68pete , you will notice that lou_setriodes said "new girlfriend", not "wife".

I think most fellas will find girlfriends much more accommodating, in many ways, than wives.
Girlfriends still follow the 'what's your is yours' mantra, whereas many wives change over to the "what's mine is mine; what's yours is mine" mantra. ;^)

My daughter is a professional musician.
She'll probably inherit mine. 

I miss "don't ask, don't tell."  :-)

All of the above married girls too young. when you were 20 get a 30 year old. gone by now along with your hearing. then get some arm candy with all your dough. case closed.