God, you're a jagoff, Stan. The drum major of the Audiogon Jagoff
Parade.
I don't wann'a be around for that parade. Though it's amazing anyone can
play such a tiny instrument, much less a whole marching band. Be sure to
bring binoculars if you really must see what's going on. The slippery mess
they leave behind should give anyone pause from attending. My god, just
think of the floats!!!
....coming to a town near you!
Marco