Unintended lyrics

Music to sooth the savage beast (breast).What songs do you know that people routinely misunderstand the lyrics, to the concernation or amusement of the artist. For example Dylans's "Excuse me while I turn and kiss the guy" (kiss the sky). Nylons "Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul" (Give me the beat boys and free my soul I want to get lost in the rock and roll)
'scuse me while I kiss the sky' was Jimi Hendrix. I forget who recorded second song you reference but the nylons were not the originals.
"Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night"
--Blinded by the Light