I can practically visualize the little thumbnail picture at Acoustic Sounds' web site or Music Direct and the blurb next to it:
The LITP II builds on the strengths of the acclaimed original LITP, acknowledged by Harry Pearson of The Absolute Sound magazine to be "one of the landmark products in high-end history." A new, improved stainless steel harness (versus the plastic of the original version) fits around the user's waist, and he pulls his pants up over it. The supplied laser pointer, which is connected to the harness (interconnect cable not included), is then aimed at your preamp. The result, sez Mikey Fremer of Stereophile: "Some of the smoothest, most liquid highs and diaper-filling lows you've ever experienced." Whether your system is multi-kilobuck, or of the more modest 'Joe Sixpack' variety, you can be assured of the same result: a really heavy 'Load In The Pants!'
Winner Stereophile Accessory Product of the Year 2002, 2003, and 2004
List Price: $2,999
Limited-Time Introductory Sale Price (until June 15): $2,499
Special Large Size for the Portly: $3,500
Amazing how this is taking wing, isn't it?