What is the Silliest Accessory You Have Ever Seen.

I was flipping through the accessory pages at the Cable Company and came up with this https://www.thecableco.com/hallograph.html You have to be kidding me. Of all the dumb, idiotic, profoundly stupid things I have ever seen. The marketing is even better! Have you seen anything worse! It is up to us to uncover these things for what they are, SCAMS.

«If your mind dont open up the brains spills inside»- The real Groucho Marx


«Brain without spirit is soup»- the real Groucho Marx

« What is spirit anyway Groucho?» -Harpo Marx

« The real ghost in the illusory rainbow»- Groucho Marx

« I look at the world and my brain sieve a tree or a fruit, but it is not free lunch»-Groucho Marx

«Epistemology is like salad but you need a cook»-Groucho Marx

«How can i imitate you Groucho?»-Chico Marx

«Try to think while sleeping and dont wake up»-Groucho Marx

«You cannot think sitting on a branch»-Groucho Marx

«And eating my banana?-Zeppo Marx

«Thinking is the prisoner walk inside or the jailer walk outside, pick your choice but dont sit»-Groucho Marx

« Laughter replaces the brain only in hiccups»-Groucho Marx

«Too much bananas»-Zeppo Marx 
«Consciousness is useless for anything»-Julian Jaynes

« Especially for audio»-Groucho Marx

«Do we need ears ?»-Harpo Marx

«In music the sound listen to itself»-Anonymus Smith

«The silliest accessory i ever seen is my brain in a mirror  while laying naked on a table»-Groucho Marx
"Make sure the record player is on at night so kids hear more words" - Joe Biden