What is the Silliest Accessory You Have Ever Seen.

I was flipping through the accessory pages at the Cable Company and came up with this https://www.thecableco.com/hallograph.html You have to be kidding me. Of all the dumb, idiotic, profoundly stupid things I have ever seen. The marketing is even better! Have you seen anything worse! It is up to us to uncover these things for what they are, SCAMS.

WOW, I have not seen that version of G Spot Tornado. That girl is dynamite and that is some outfit. Great Find Tom. 
I missed Frank, but attended a Zappa plays Zappa concert about seven years ago.
Dweezil is a genuine guitar wizard and the band was amazing.  Frank would be proud.
Yes , The Dweez plats well. Unfortunately, he does not have the compositional talent of his father. But he has been left with plenty to play.
Franks library has to two to three timed larger than any other artist. He recorded everything and maintained control over it. 
I liked that Youtube video for the music, not so much for the dancing.  I'm gonna get me some Zappa LPs.