You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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You might be an audiophile if you evaluate new houses based on their suitability for speaker placement. A fireplace as the room's focal point - Huh?
If you remember to change the oil in your turntable bearing but not in your car...you might be an audiophile.
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YMBAAI: You leave your car running all night so the radio/cd will be ready to listen to on the way to work.