You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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You're planning on replacing a perfectly good refrigerator, becasue it makes a little too much noise..
your girlfriend suggests that you put your whole house on ball bearings to reduce the negative effect of the earth's vibrations on your audio system.
If your wife spend her money on facial reconstruction surgery to make it identical to a Black Diamond Racing puck so you will look at her .
Your dogs whine an alert even before the UPS driver steps off the truck. True story.
The only reason you got bent out of shape when the gas prices soared was the raise in shipping costs of the gear your just ordered.