"Just trying to show the world what a frigid bitch she really is..." exclaimed Slappy, a Colorado native, after locking his ex-fiance in his freezer who has been reported missing.
Experts are dumbfounded in trying to explain the string of curious events that has happened in Colorado during this past year. One expert explained, "It must be the thin air in Colorado. That explains why that guy who drove a bulldozer into town." Interestingly, the alleged mad bull dozer operator and Slappy will be cell mates.
Experts are dumbfounded in trying to explain the string of curious events that has happened in Colorado during this past year. One expert explained, "It must be the thin air in Colorado. That explains why that guy who drove a bulldozer into town." Interestingly, the alleged mad bull dozer operator and Slappy will be cell mates.