8K for a one-time listen?

So............do you know anyone who actually bought one on these? In that case ..........may I take a selfie with that person? 

Then I can have the selfie picture framed nicely, and invite all of you to look at the picture, and charge you merely $5 for that i.e. to witness a piece of history..........oh btw........I will provide a complimentary 6oz soda and 2oz popcorn while you look at the picture :)

I bet’cha they're mastered from a digital file.

more seriously - no devialet for me, at all, none - seriously bad sound for the money - it doesnt make music, just 1 and 0 in good packaging and marketing.

it would be a bummer if the power went out while playing it.