Am I too big of a jerk,even for audiogon?


Let me explain. I have extremely high and very vague standards. I look down on everything, and I mean everything, never talking about specifics or my own point of reference. I’ve looked down not just on people and equipment but science and facts as well. They are far far beneath me.  It is all too much for me to explain, but I am sure you are all doing it wrong.  WRONG, with a bold, underlined and hooker-script WRONG font used here.

I start these crazy troll posts which are incredibly successful in nabbing a lot of the regulars in audiogon.

I should be very happy with myself, but sometimes I have to wonder if my level of jerk is too much for all of you too handle. I’m trying to blaze a path, but are you with me audiofools or not???
erik_squires
@erik_squires wrote:

"Technically, my post is a parody."

Well done!

I’d like to phrase my $.02 worth of commentary in the form of an allegory:

Once upon a time there was a family whose value system included kindness to other creatures. They received a dog which had a particular behavior disorder. Upon entering the house the dog would run into the living room and defecate on the carpet, and then (being unusually athletic) would jump up on the table and perform an enthusiastic happy dance.

The family tried to communicate to the dog that this behavior was counter-productive, but apparently the family and the dog had fundamentally different and ultimately irreconcilable goals.

Much as it challenged their value system, the family finally realized that it would be best for all concerned for the dog’s status to no longer be "inside dog". They decided that the dog would no longer be allowed inside the house. The dog was free to defecate and happy-dance to its heart’s content, but only outside the house, not inside. The dog adjusted to being an "outside dog", and the family adjusted to their living room returning to its previous feces-free status.

(And no, I was not named after this particular dog.)

Duke
pcrthkr, I think your post was most interesting and I also think there is a lot of truth about individuals that are so intelligent they lack social skills. Since  most everything is so compartmentalize the same geniuses do not know who they are creating this technology for, good or evil.  
I miself luvs to reed yur posts. It es veree entertaneing sum tymes. Not to mention enformayshunal.
But then agin, I aint that sofisticated. I hears what I hears when I hears it. Thets all I no.
baclagg, I love your posts as well and have cheerfully read every one of them. I just want to let you know, if the shoe fits, wear it.