Maybe you shouldn't have listened to them in a broom closet, bo. And let me emphasize that I have nothing against broom closets - they're an excellent place to keep brooms and other cleaning supplies.
My personal opinion is that speakers should create a 5D presentation - the stage should have length, width, height, it should be able to warp time so you can go back and relive good times, and it should be able to bend space such that you create a worm hole in your living room through which you can pass back and forth to other membranes of interplanetary existence just in case other universes have better pizza or ice cream or something. If a speaker can't transport me to far away places - literally - I won't own it.
My personal opinion is that speakers should create a 5D presentation - the stage should have length, width, height, it should be able to warp time so you can go back and relive good times, and it should be able to bend space such that you create a worm hole in your living room through which you can pass back and forth to other membranes of interplanetary existence just in case other universes have better pizza or ice cream or something. If a speaker can't transport me to far away places - literally - I won't own it.