It took a single word to illustrate what you rail against. The difference: a brand dear to you.
How about this, also bolded and highlighted and capitalized:
"BRING THE STUDIO INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM"
Wow...NOT the recording BUT the entire STUDIO.
The gear, the personnel, the cables, the trash cans and leftover food and drink, the smell,....
Benchmark gear is something....
The claims are absurd, factually unsubstantiated nor have a legal leg to stand on.