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As the original poster here, let me emphasize no disrespect was intended to Tyler or Jolida. They're smart to use Audiogon as a relatively inexpensive way to get the word out to an audience with guys like me who spend entirely too much time poring over the "New Today" list.

Thanks to those who understood that this post was made with tongue firmly in cheek, and thanks for the witty follow-ups.

Hate to sell, but need money for:
new house
knocked-up girl friend
bail
I'm late, and my bookie is going to have my legs broken

Must sacrifice, need Parrot food immediatley.