How many audiophiles do you need to change a lightbulb?

Changing a light bulb is so old paradigm. As everyone ought to know by now you need four light bulbs distributed asymmetrically around the room.

No doubt that an audiophile will volunteer his or her opinion about a change and many will offer a different change as an alternative, but I must ask, does the light bulb actually need changing or is there some other issue upstream causing the problem?

Why change the light at all ? Can't you just stream the light ?  

Oh wait...That's sunlight !  

Pop quiz: is the light bulb a quantum device?

If a light bulb 💡  is mounted on the nose of a rocket ship 🚀 traveling at half the speed of light how fast are the photons from the light bulb moving?