Sometimes a professional with a multi-meter and an oscilloscope is the best answer. It's okay to admit, i have a son that's too busy doing this stuff because of people like me.
Just because it has to be said, and I don't believe that anyone else threw this out there, it could be a Dinah-Moe-Humm. If so, contact Frank Zappa. I laugh deeply now, as a totally nerded Zappa fan.