My Phish is Dead Cary it or Proceed to new Planet

That's right,
Actually I spent my day dissaembeling Audiovox 6000SUX DAC players that I found at garage sales today. I am going to start my own internet site Defigon and auction each piece off to the highest bidder. I forsee much of old Rummy's money or Saddam's money flowing into the teachers audio fund quickly. Then I shall start the reconstruction through audio campaign quickly after the war. Warlord's, both American and middle eastern shall be drawn to music thus creating peace. And if not, I enact the secret Rage Against the Machine section of the BurrBrownchip on the American artilery, brainwashing them with the lyric Fuck you I wont do what you tell me!!!! Yeah I think that will work

You don't say, the Audiovox 6KSUX DAC with RAM (Rage Against the Machine) internal memory debuffering system is already embedded? I guess I can call off the R and D on the Sonex "I'd rather die than give you control" oil freighter GPS navigation hacking software that will reroute the freigthers that will carry looted Iraqi oil to Exxon and Chevron refineries to a secret anti opec/globalization front who will use the oil to fund solar cell research. Oops, I've said too much already...

Naaaa,

It's already out, Old Georgie Porge already promised the 1.2 Billion for Hydrogen fuel cell technology. He is already trying to divert military and pro ANWR driiling funds to the secret accounts of you guessed it.....Ed Beagley Jr. and Woody Harrelson, Woody's acct is of course for hydroponics- better livin through green! Bet you never thought the conspiracy went so deep.

The fuel cells are being developed in the Caymann Islands if I recall correctly. Georgey is migrating most of our countries resources to that fine sunny island to ensure the money diverted from the american educators' audio fund will be properly implemented in producing fuel cells and not to off-shore oil drilling and bank accounts.

Ofcourse, the fuel cells are hush hush in case the commies want to get their hands on them.

Didn't you hear, Old Georgie Porge just gave the american educator's audio fund an ultimatim. 48 hours to drain the funds reserves and if we set the fuel cells on fire then we will be war criminals, and punished just like any french man should be. I liked his quote today, and "let's hope that God still blesses America"