No one actually knows how to lculate what speaker cable they need

" Oh, what the hell, I’ll list some anyway. PWB Silver Rainbow Foil, Schumann Frequency Generator, Mpingo disc, Shun Mook Original Cable Jacket, PWB Red x Pen, Cream Electret, Clever Little Clock, The Intelligent Chip, crystals for audio apps, Teleportation Tweak. If you’ve never heard of these audiophile devices or concepts I’ll understand."

I think you forgot to add Little Orphan Annie decoder ring

geoffkitten, you’re absolutely right in that science can’t explain everything. I’m sure that’s what your doctor said when he saw your brain MRI. Sorry a bit off topic but just as well in the spirit of some holiday humor....

geoffkait,

"...is just one example where inquisitive audiophiles are actually ahead..."

Could you, in the future, refer to this statement you just made?

You know, on those occasions when you call my questions "what about this and what about that routine"? Change the name of that routine to "an inquisitive mind that is actually ahead".

Ahead of you, at least.

Mr. geoffkait

Where is Mr. Dill to help you out of this mess? All the sudden when he is most needed, he is gone. I've seen here some of your best friend's comments on your say and showed it to my ex-terrestrials guests. They smiled and said: This one we kind of seen coming…

They also asked me if you worked for NASA at the time the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster (January 28, 1986)? That could explain a lot…

Why do we always refer to extra-terrestrials as superior to us? They never come across as some less-developed civilization.