Ok, but does your audio gear have rotons (metamaterials)?

@nonoise -  "Maybe that bright light that's purported to be seen at our passing is just the tiniest of wormholes meant to accommodate our next move."   
    
     Some theorists postulate that Black Holes may be wormholes, leading to other dimensions.     Typically: I feel like I'm swirling around the event horizon, of one of the largest.  
     Then again: perhaps they're the universe's quintessential toilets?  
                                         That'll be my luck!    
   
" Maybe only certain bodies can accommodate certain energies and all matter holds all energies, with ours being one of the highest orders of energies.
     Animating these bodies is just the way things are done."  
 
     When the two scientists at Berkley proved the theories regarding Quantum Entanglement true, the Hippies out there, that were REALLY into Eastern religions, jumped all over it.     A few books were written by such.   Actually: those two scientists WERE hippies!    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lpf15w6voc 
    Copy/paste this in your searchbar: (quantum entanglement eastern religion books).  
                                            Have fun!

@hilde45-   Sorry about the major thread highjack!

@tony1954-  How am I doing?

Well, that was quick!
From the Synergistic Research website:
"By utilizing our Rotonic Pulse Generator in conjunction with our patent pending Dynamic Quantum Tunneling Entanglement Field Dispersement Device , we are able to encapsulate the listener in a ’sonic bliss bubble’. By dispersing the rotons in a clockwise manner (Northern Hemisphere only) we are able to neutralize any invisible ionic room storms that propagate in most dedicated listening areas.
This creates a neutral listening atmosphere where pure sonic wave propagation encompasses the listener in a cocoon of purified sound."
$3499. 30 day risk free trial. 😃

     I have some older Synergistic cables (Tesla Apex, a couple versions of AC Master Coupler and Tricon phono cable) and love the enhancements they made, in my system.  
     But GEEZ: the technology mentioned in the OP's article, hasn't even been developed yet (now: THAT'S hype)!
     Gotta wonder: how long will it take them, to have a set for the Southern Hemisphere?    The guys Down Under, have to be chompin' at the bit!
   
                                  Just SLIGHTLY over the top!  
   
                                           DISAPPOINTED!