Haha, this is hilarious. It's always bothered me. How about on the sidewalk or deck? These are the book smart people that took 3 tries to pass their drivers test. Nothing wrong with them, but don't buy from them under any circumstances. I have a brother in law with this syndrome. He closes the trunk of his car with keys in hand (the hand he's closing the trunk with) and he can't use a screwdriver (I'm serious). These people do NOT take care of their equipment. They also don't beat on it but the housekeeping is nil.