Should people with no turntable or reel to reel be considered audiophiles?

This place seems to have so many believers in so many things that I am thinking about changing a career.

Should I start a club for devoted or selling The World's Best Sounding Tablecloth?

That's it I'm breakin' out the accordion.. You force my hand, Banjo next,

and most likely a ukulele, a follow up with my favorite, french harp and 
a WASHBOARD... mess with me....

Turntable, Reel to reel. HaH.....LIVE, at my digs dude...

Regards

Tom, of Tom and Jerry fame, played in the band with those instruments. Now, those were some cool cats.

Ya see we're gettin' somewhere.. you can be civil.

My prayers are already being answered...

My question now, is that a 10 - 15 - or maybe a 20% for the old collection plate...

Your pretty tough, I'll give it a solid 15 for sure... Heck I'm throwin' in an extra 5% just to make sure...

Regards

Dear @cleeds  : Ok, no more stupid to that kind of person even that he followed posting stupid things.

So how about ignorant? could be ok.?. I think is fine if we read this:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ignorant  or this:

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/tr/s%C3%B6zl%C3%BCk/ingilizce/ignorant



"     Turntables are automatic watches, CDs, or anything stored in a file are defined by individual 1s or 0s. Not continuous.  "

unknowledgeable man that soko: his brain is not " continuous " its comunication is through impulses and he listen through an ADC ( Analog to Digital Converter. ).

So , he think a turntable is continuous. In spanish he is a " pendejo " to think that way.

R.