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Anyone want to trade some eggs for some toilet paper?
Ridiculous. There is a shortage of nothing. Until people believe there is a shortage. It's a self fulfilling problem.
If we all just bought groceries like we normally do, there would be plenty of everything to go around.

I will raise you a lb of cheddar for those toilet rolls,...…..

I see your lb of cheddar and raise you three corn cobs.

Too rich for me.
I’m out!

Grandparents used to opt for Sears Roebuck catalogs between corn cobs....gave one a chance to heal from the 'coarse ones'....

carpathian, I'd go with that trade...got plenty 'rolled paper' (by accident, not intent....another long story....), store today had zero eggs....ditto chicken.  We scored the last loaf of bread...

Got more wine for the spouse....

It's been recommended to 'self-inoculate' with alcohol before and after WH press conferences....1 before, 2 after....in between is up to the viewer.... 

My recommendation: paper cups.  Beats broken screens....