What's the funniest song you ever heard?

Broke,

Did some research - looks like Cross wrote it, but the only performance I've heard is Bowers'. I'll have to see if Cross actually sang it, too, and see if I can (legally) download it! :)

He did, indeed! It's on several of his compilation albums from numerous live recordings but (I believe) was first recorded on the album called "Live and Kickin'".

As far as downloading goes, 5 of his funniest songs can be downloaded here:

http://www.bladeagency.com/artist.asp?a_no=11

This isn't the best version of the Scotsman out there, but you get the idea. Check out Elma Turl and Appalachian Rap as well for an even bigger laugh. Have fun!

Frank Zappa "Why Does it Hurt When I Pee"

Frank Zappa - "Bobby Brown Goes Down". Actually all of Sheik Yerbouti is hilarious, and I must've listened to that one 100 times...

Corky and the Juice Pigs: My Baby's Got Rabies