Why do hipsters prefer analog?

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables.
I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

A "hipster" has double hip replacement enabling him to flip Benny Goodman.   More Peace and Happy 4th!    Pin

Ever tried to roll a joint on a cd case?

I thought this was a discussion forum designed for people to learn.  I can see why some have dropped out.  

Well, have you? The hipsters know what I’m talking about.