Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

The pleasure was all mine Geoffkait. Even the great Schmaltzenstein could not have written a more entertaining piece. He may want to invite you to republish it in the next edition of Satura Et Fictitia.
Pehari, it really depends what you want to purchase, the original CLC, Intelligent Chip, Intelligent Box, and Brilliant Pebbles are sold by Machina Dynamica. The WMC server-based audio enhancing service is offered by me at an introductory price of $99 per month, or $999 for a full 1 year subscription. Elizabeth will tell you everything about herPrayForSound faith-based offering. Finally, audiophile-grade cryo-treated Lindberger is offered by Albert Porter's new company AudioUsmatics(from the latin verb usmo, --as, usmavi, usmatum, usmare [to smell]) in quantum-enhancing 1/4 ounce packets for $499 each. Hope this helps.

No, don't cryo the Limburger. That freezes the cheese, reducing the sonic-enhancing odour.

No danger of that Joey, Audio Usmatics has patented a quantum cryo treatment for audiophile-grade ripen cheese and salted anchovy products that freezes the material only in the 4th and 5th dymention using hard shunted Neodymium ultramagnets anodized in the far ultraviolet through Cherenkov radiation capacitors. Scientific research at Bonair College proves definitely that moldering cheese and little putrescing fishes thus treated increase both in density and pungency by a factor of 3.141527.

I'm just waiting for the flying spaghetti monster to show up.

Hey you squirrels, see the new HiFi+. The best two contributions in audio are the CLC and the IC. Perhaps we should invade Britain.