Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

No danger of that Joey, Audio Usmatics has patented a quantum cryo treatment for audiophile-grade ripen cheese and salted anchovy products that freezes the material only in the 4th and 5th dymention using hard shunted Neodymium ultramagnets anodized in the far ultraviolet through Cherenkov radiation capacitors. Scientific research at Bonair College proves definitely that moldering cheese and little putrescing fishes thus treated increase both in density and pungency by a factor of 3.141527.

I'm just waiting for the flying spaghetti monster to show up.

Hey you squirrels, see the new HiFi+. The best two contributions in audio are the CLC and the IC. Perhaps we should invade Britain.

I have read the testimonials where the sound improves as you add another CLC to the room. Is there a point of diminishing return for this thing, or maybe once you get to 50 units in the room, you are actually listening to the same song today, but it's really yesterday, or perhaps tomorrow.

Yes, Sherod.

"Tomorrow Never Knows"
"Yesterday"
"HiFi+"

All three from Britain.

Words from the Beatles, and words from the reviewer. I'll go with the Beatles version.