geoffkait,
Unfortunately, "chair contains foam similar to something" does not equal "it sounds bad". Writing 101.
What-about-this and what-about-that routines are not that routine at all. I do understand that direct questions asked about your, to say it politely, vague and often incorrect statements may not be to your liking. Well, every now and then you run into a person who reads your post way better than you have ever written it. From time to time, you do show some knowledge and ability to contemplate in a positive way. Sadly, it often gets annihilated by your inept writing skills.
Maybe a course in creative writing would not be a bad first step. There is such a thing as "lifelong learning" and it is no shame to get better at something at an advanced age.
As a side note, I do not drink alcohol so you can start by taking comments about being drunk out of your writing style.
Unfortunately, "chair contains foam similar to something" does not equal "it sounds bad". Writing 101.
What-about-this and what-about-that routines are not that routine at all. I do understand that direct questions asked about your, to say it politely, vague and often incorrect statements may not be to your liking. Well, every now and then you run into a person who reads your post way better than you have ever written it. From time to time, you do show some knowledge and ability to contemplate in a positive way. Sadly, it often gets annihilated by your inept writing skills.
Maybe a course in creative writing would not be a bad first step. There is such a thing as "lifelong learning" and it is no shame to get better at something at an advanced age.
As a side note, I do not drink alcohol so you can start by taking comments about being drunk out of your writing style.