End of the World system

(...J salutes Erik as he swan dives into the Deep End....and yells down...)

"I've heard that it's the impact with Reality is Really Annoying....."

OK....gather up the laptop, get out of the woods so I can see the trees....
Find a Tesla and all the solar panels I can drag....
Move here:

https://www.theverge.com/2014/12/14/7390749/this-spectacular-home-is-at-peace-with-the-california-desert

(If I'm 'IT', dammit, I want something Better than a F'n shack....)

Set up panels....scavenge any damn thing I want....(Y'all are history, Right?)...

Go slowly absolutely insane in style....Name all the bugs and lizards....before I eat them.....

Carve the limestone wall with my greetings to the aliens....
"Sorry you missed the party."

(Y'all really need to get out a bit.....)

The correct answer is:

-Move your food, renewable energy source and preferred family members to the HiFi store.

-Send one of the expendables on a mission to find a great vinyl store.

-Send another expendable off to ravage RedBox vending machines.

What have I left out?

GIK. Too funny! 

If we were the only people left on earth, I'd be too busy fishing in all those private e lakes that people have never been able to fish before. 

Oh well, I did it again.

I made a list of great gear I would get. Very pricey stuff that I wouldn't have been able to afford otherwise. I even wrote the prices next to each item to make myself feel better about carrying them back home. As I was about to walk out the door, my wife saw the list and said "Do we really need that?"


SAF strikes again.