I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and


real life experiences or blunders. Don't be shy, I promise I'll laugh!
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This Christmas, Mom decided to give me a couple of albums on compact disc. Not knowing my taste in music, she went down to the local record store and tried to buy some "blank CDs." According to her, the sales clerk "wasn't very helpful."


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This one is not "audio related" but I'll tell it anyway. True story. In my bodybuilding days I sugggested to my sister she could give me a set of bodybuilders' gloves for Xmas. They[of course]have the fingertips open and let you grip nicely. When I pointed out a pair to her, she replied, "I'm not paying that much for a pair of gloves with no fingers in them." I ended up buying them myself.....they are also great for holding " a cold one" Cheers, everyone.
Musicain jokes; how can you tell the drummer is knocking at the door?.....it keeps getting faster. Why does the guitar player always knock at the door?....can never find the right key.
Sorry i'm at a loss for audiophile jokes.
A young violinist from rio
was seducing a girl named Cleo
as she took off her panties
she said: "No andantes
I want this allegro con brio"
Almost the same as the hot water story I had a MFSL Abby Road that didn't sound up to par so I held it up to a halogin ? light to inspect.In less than a min. it had warped.Tried to fix it but never could.