Here's my recommendations, no charge:
1. Destroy your cell phone.
2. Call a lawyer.
3. Call an accountant.
4. Leave town for Anywhere.
5. Call family from a new cell, destroy it.
6. Send significant family some cash so they could get lost too.
7. Contemplate setting up your own version of a 'witness protection program', so you can 'stay lost' as far as the public is concerned.
8. After setting up #7, THEN you can think of a new stereo....and the house to put it in.
9. Do everything by proxy until the hubbub dies down...which might take awhile. But, at that point, you ought to have all the time and money you could possibly want to do so.
10. BTB, congratulations.
