King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

jafant Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 20,590 posts 12-18-2012 at 02:07pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete OP, ...and into the bar next door...
polk432 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,142 posts 12-19-2012 at 08:37pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete " Honey, I promise I won't".
csontos OP Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,311 posts 12-20-2012 at 01:22pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You can back that up with "I'm sorry". I just did.
polk432 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,142 posts 12-20-2012 at 03:26pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I got into enough trouble with the first one!