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My system has a narraw sounstage, lacks dynamics.

Hello everyone! My system is lacking that wide soundstage and high and low frequency extension. The voices and instruments sound unnatural. I'm wondering if I spray some sonic tonic on my doors, windows and refrigerator, if that will improve my systems shortcomings. Also, the lamp cord in my guest bedroom is untreated.
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mt10425
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How much are you paying us for the jokes we're providing you?
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tls49
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How much are you paying us for the jokes we're providing you?
He'll be paying with sample bottles of "sonic tonic", then hopefully you'll want more.
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b_limo OP
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Umm, I was thinking I'd pay you guys half of what I'll be making.
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swampwalker
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$hit, then we'd owe you money....
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b_limo OP
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LOL, hahaha... Okay now seriously, back to that tonic spray stuff. My girlfriend and I ran out of lube and I'm wondering if she'll be more vocal if I just spray Mr. Johnson down with that stuff before we get down next time.
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