I think someone needs to make a handle for the Swiffer out of Myrtle wood or maybe cryogenically treated rhodium to better attract the dust molecules. Also, it should be stored well off the floor to not absorb microvibrations which would dispel the dust molecules before they could be effectively gathered.
Pro Tip: Swiffer Duster
The handheld Swiffer duster works great at getting the dust off the top, in-between, and under your components.