Quiet"er" record cleaner?


I have been looking to upgrade from my spin cleaner for a fair while now and I was wondering if there are any vacuum cleaners out there that wont make my girlfriend move out. They just all seem like they are going to be cazy loud from the videos I've seen and that just seems wrong for devices that go up from $500.
ohnofiasco
I have heard of some that take a 16.5 or similar machine and buy a shop vac then modify it to work with the machine. And then place the vac in another room such as a closet to keep it quieter.
Two revolutions of the disc + vacuum = less than ten seconds(per side)! How long does it take to vacuum the carpeting. Get complaints when that's done?
May be more than you want to spend, but I think I have seen an ultrasonic record cleaner that holds 5+ records at around $1500. The Ultra Sonic V8.

That'll be far quieter and let you plow through many records at a time.
You can build your own ultrasonic cleaner and stay within $550...600 easy.
I found ultrasonic bath with non-working heater for $150 with 120W transducers(4x40w), built my own frame to hold puleys and rotating pole, utlized unused electric corded drill by drilling an extra hole on the trigger to get slow rotations and mounted it to the frame with pooleys.
I was able to get the rotation speed of 2rpm. I also attached an acquarium filter purchased used on CL in great condition.
The total cost went way bellow VPI HW16.5.
Some of the extreamly valuable records I place on VPI after ultrasonic cycle is complete. I use timer on ultrasonic bath that signals the end of process.
My custom made unit is able to clean upto 8 records.