Quiet"er" record cleaner?


I have been looking to upgrade from my spin cleaner for a fair while now and I was wondering if there are any vacuum cleaners out there that wont make my girlfriend move out. They just all seem like they are going to be cazy loud from the videos I've seen and that just seems wrong for devices that go up from $500.
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Czar has a good idea.

I built my own based on a German industrial unit from ElmaSonic. The 80KHz setting is best. But it does radiate a lot of US noise, which most people cannot hear. Nothing against my 16.5, but the US is FAR better.
All vacuum cleaners are loud. They use cheap parts. It is the way it is.
When you want something civilized you have to go for a point nozzle design (Keith Monks, Loricraft) or Ultrasonic. But these units have their price. But a lot of users use a wet towel and tell the world that this is the ultimate solution. Green power counts ... :-)
I mean when it comes right down to it, just dry off with a soft, lint free diaper type cloth. Spin Clean sells then separately. I have used these after a wet clean on my 16.5. Records get dry, and the dead still sleeps.
@Mr Cz- If you had 30 records to clean, and worked straight through, at as little as one minute per side(wash and vac), you would be looking at two hours total time, less than ten minutes of which, would be loud(again- at under 10 seconds(two revolutions) per side). I don't like noise either, but- GEEZE.........
Mr Rodman WRONG.
It's a LOT more and even 10 seconds of VPI noise is already more than nuf.
I have older 22 years old VPI 16 machine and only use it when I dry out pricey records now.
Before I built ultrasonic machine, I really had to wear ear plugs. For contaminated records I had to rinse more thoroughly and vacuum more thoroughly far more than 2revs per side of record. For large quantity of contaminated records even with ear plugs you'll get headache by the end of day.
I retail records,memorabilia,CDs and make my living on that.